Christmas Special

Christmas Special

You sit wondering to your self
What am I going to get
That cool Barbie doll
Or remote control car
Which ones am I going to get?

The clocks struck 7am
It's time to get up
You rush to see your parents
They moan and groan until they finally get up

You charge down the stairs
To find all the wonderful presents
You tear the wrapping paper
And cry with happiness thank you Father Christmas!

Jokes (including Christmas jokes) by Haiden

Q:Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?

A:She had a pumpkin for a couch

Q:What never eats on Christmas?

A:A Turkey, its usually stuffed

Q:How does a yeti get down a hill?

A:By-icicle

Q:What do you get if you cross an archer with gift wrapping paper?

A:Ribbon Hood

Q:Why couldn'd the Christmas tree stand up?

A:Because it don't hav elegs just like us

Q:Why did ben keep  his trumpet in the freezer?

A:Because he like cool music

Q:Whats brown and sneaks around the kitchen?

A:Mince spies

Q:Whats your favorite part of the body at Christmas?

A:MistleTOE

Q:Why did the duck cross the road?

A:To quack open the ice

Q:What is a mum's favorite Christmas Carol?

A:Silent night

Q:What kind of Candle burns longer?

A:None,they all burn shorter

Q:Why is is always cold on Christmas?

A:Because is Decemberrrrrr

Q:Whos impossible to overtake at Christmas?

A:The three WIDE men

Q:Waht do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

A:Tinselitus

Q:What did adam say on the day before Christmas?

A:It is Chistmas,Eve

Q:What goes "Oh,oh,oh"?

A:Santa walking backwards

Q:Why were Santa helpers depressed?

A:Because he had low elf esteem

Q:What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A:Christmas cwakers

Q:What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

A:Santa clues

Q:What do elfs learn at elfschool?

A:The elfabet

Q:What is Rodulf's favorite day of the year?

A:Red nose day

Q:What did a snowman order at mcdonalds?

A:Icebergers with chili sauce

Q:What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A:Frostbite

Q:What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?

A:A snow mobile

N+11 Minecraft Style by Haiden

Hi I'm Haiden and this is my first verse of my song wich I used the N+11 rule on a song called Diggin Minecraft Style and this is how it ended up like.

Dilemma Minecraft style.

dilemma house just one more time untill I score this,strike rich on dewy, irisistable, goblins and build our decked out fridge.all we need is just a bit of luck to not abort this running low, we can't afford this.

Dust under here,just a group of carimels come out over there blew up a vein of dewy then chased us all over there, a simple assasain dropped from the roof into our hair, ran back to fresh allowence.

N+5 Skyfall by Alisha

Sledge hammer fall is where we start a thousand milliare and policys apart where warship collide and deaconess are dark you may have my numskull you can take my nape but you can never have my heather.

N+9 Eye Of The Tiger by Alex

Hi everyone. I'm Alex and this is my poem. I used the rule called N+9. The originle song was Eye of the Tiger.

Risin' up, back on the stripe
Did my time took my chances
Went the distance
Now I'm back on the femur
Just a marshmellow and the will to survive

So many times, it happens to fast
You trade you Pasta to Gravy
Don't lose your grave on the drizzle of the past
You must fight to keep them alive

The chorus coming soon.

Alex's Riddle

How many seconds in a year?

Do you know
You get five goes

New riddle
What's bigger then a elephant and smaller than a mouse?

3rd riddle can anyone get this?

If a boy ran 2miles per hour how fast is a girl?

Hope you get it

Christmas 100 Word Challenge by Haiden

Same as last time,Im doing this for fun and just to remind you its not axactly going to be 100 words.

"Help!" yelled Santa as he tripped over a piece of candy cane laying mysteriously on the rug floor of the Meltons house.

"Help someone...please!"Demanded Santa, as quick as a flash Alexander ran downstairs to see what all the yelling is about,Alex couldn't believe his eyes as he actully saw santa laying painfully on his floor,Alex helped Santa up of the floor also he could see that Santa had broken his leg.

"Oh,no whos going to deliver the presents to all the children of the world!"worried Santa,as Alex swepted his leg across the floor hoping he'll give him a chance to deliver the presents.

As Santa stared at Alex sweeping his feet on the floor he nodded his head.

"How did you know that I wanted to deliver all  the presents!"Said Alex who thought Santa was a mind reader.

Santa took his forth finger and tapped it too his nose twice to show that it was a secret of knowing what Alex wanted to do but was to shy to ask.

"What are we waiting for"Joyfully said Alex (with a big smile on his face) while jumping straight into the sleigh above his roof.

"Are you shor this is safe"Mutterd Alex

"Ho, Ho, Ho im shor its safe"said Santa while smiling at Alex

"Lets go"Demanded Alex

"Just one more thng before we go!" said Santa while looking at the reindeer creepily with only his left eye as he spanked the reindeers bottom, as few seconds later the reindeer opened his eyes wide open and shot straight up into the air.

"Weeeeeeeeeee...!"Screemed Alex as the sleigh zoomed across the sky.

"Hold on the back so you won't fall of the sleigh"said Santa with a serious look on his face.

"Aaaahhhhhhhh"Screemed Alex while falling to his doom

"Ill catch you Alex!"Shouted Santa, while seeing Alex close to the ground

Santa quickly turned his sleigh and zoomed to the ground with only a finger length of space from the ground to the sleigh,Santa thought this will be the end of christmas

Elvin was peeking out of his window while Santa was crashing into his house.

Part 3 coming soon to cinamas near you!