Wednesday, 19 December 2012

Jokes (including Christmas jokes) by Haiden

Q:Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?
A:She had a pumpkin for a couch

Q:What never eats on Christmas?
A:A Turkey, its usually stuffed

Q:How does a yeti get down a hill?
A:By-icicle

Q:What do you get if you cross an archer with gift wrapping paper?
A:Ribbon Hood

Q:Why couldn'd the Christmas tree stand up?
A:Because it don't hav elegs just like us

Q:Why did ben keep  his trumpet in the freezer?
A:Because he like cool music

Q:Whats brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
A:Mince spies

Q:Whats your favorite part of the body at Christmas?
A:MistleTOE

Q:Why did the duck cross the road?
A:To quack open the ice

Q:What is a mum's favorite Christmas Carol?
A:Silent night

Q:What kind of Candle burns longer?
A:None,they all burn shorter

Q:Why is is always cold on Christmas?
A:Because is Decemberrrrrr


Q:Whos impossible to overtake at Christmas?
A:The three WIDE men

Q:Waht do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A:Tinselitus

Q:What did adam say on the day before Christmas?
A:It is Chistmas,Eve

Q:What goes "Oh,oh,oh"?
A:Santa walking backwards

Q:Why were Santa helpers depressed?
A:Because he had low elf esteem

Q:What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A:Christmas cwakers

Q:What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
A:Santa clues

Q:What do elfs learn at elfschool?
A:The elfabet

Q:What is Rodulf's favorite day of the year?
A:Red nose day

Q:What did a snowman order at mcdonalds?
A:Icebergers with chili sauce

Q:What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A:Frostbite

Q:What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A:A snow mobile


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