Q:Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?
A:She had a pumpkin for a couch
Q:What never eats on Christmas?
A:A Turkey, its usually stuffed
Q:How does a yeti get down a hill?
A:By-icicle
Q:What do you get if you cross an archer with gift wrapping paper?
A:Ribbon Hood
Q:Why couldn'd the Christmas tree stand up?
A:Because it don't hav elegs just like us
Q:Why did ben keep his trumpet in the freezer?
A:Because he like cool music
Q:Whats brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
A:Mince spies
Q:Whats your favorite part of the body at Christmas?
A:MistleTOE
Q:Why did the duck cross the road?
A:To quack open the ice
Q:What is a mum's favorite Christmas Carol?
A:Silent night
Q:What kind of Candle burns longer?
A:None,they all burn shorter
Q:Why is is always cold on Christmas?
A:Because is Decemberrrrrr
Q:Whos impossible to overtake at Christmas?
A:The three WIDE men
Q:Waht do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A:Tinselitus
Q:What did adam say on the day before Christmas?
A:It is Chistmas,Eve
Q:What goes "Oh,oh,oh"?
A:Santa walking backwards
Q:Why were Santa helpers depressed?
A:Because he had low elf esteem
Q:What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A:Christmas cwakers
Q:What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
A:Santa clues
Q:What do elfs learn at elfschool?
A:The elfabet
Q:What is Rodulf's favorite day of the year?
A:Red nose day
Q:What did a snowman order at mcdonalds?
A:Icebergers with chili sauce
Q:What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A:Frostbite
Q:What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A:A snow mobile
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