Christmas Special

Christmas Special

You sit wondering to your self
What am I going to get
That cool Barbie doll
Or remote control car
Which ones am I going to get?

The clocks struck 7am
It's time to get up
You rush to see your parents
They moan and groan until they finally get up

You charge down the stairs
To find all the wonderful presents
You tear the wrapping paper
And cry with happiness thank you Father Christmas!

Jokes (including Christmas jokes) by Haiden

Q:Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?

A:She had a pumpkin for a couch

Q:What never eats on Christmas?

A:A Turkey, its usually stuffed

Q:How does a yeti get down a hill?

A:By-icicle

Q:What do you get if you cross an archer with gift wrapping paper?

A:Ribbon Hood

Q:Why couldn'd the Christmas tree stand up?

A:Because it don't hav elegs just like us

Q:Why did ben keep  his trumpet in the freezer?

A:Because he like cool music

Q:Whats brown and sneaks around the kitchen?

A:Mince spies

Q:Whats your favorite part of the body at Christmas?

A:MistleTOE

Q:Why did the duck cross the road?

A:To quack open the ice

Q:What is a mum's favorite Christmas Carol?

A:Silent night

Q:What kind of Candle burns longer?

A:None,they all burn shorter

Q:Why is is always cold on Christmas?

A:Because is Decemberrrrrr

Q:Whos impossible to overtake at Christmas?

A:The three WIDE men

Q:Waht do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

A:Tinselitus

Q:What did adam say on the day before Christmas?

A:It is Chistmas,Eve

Q:What goes "Oh,oh,oh"?

A:Santa walking backwards

Q:Why were Santa helpers depressed?

A:Because he had low elf esteem

Q:What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A:Christmas cwakers

Q:What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

A:Santa clues

Q:What do elfs learn at elfschool?

A:The elfabet

Q:What is Rodulf's favorite day of the year?

A:Red nose day

Q:What did a snowman order at mcdonalds?

A:Icebergers with chili sauce

Q:What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A:Frostbite

Q:What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?

A:A snow mobile

N+11 Minecraft Style by Haiden

Hi I'm Haiden and this is my first verse of my song wich I used the N+11 rule on a song called Diggin Minecraft Style and this is how it ended up like.

Dilemma Minecraft style.

dilemma house just one more time untill I score this,strike rich on dewy, irisistable, goblins and build our decked out fridge.all we need is just a bit of luck to not abort this running low, we can't afford this.

Dust under here,just a group of carimels come out over there blew up a vein of dewy then chased us all over there, a simple assasain dropped from the roof into our hair, ran back to fresh allowence.

N+5 Skyfall by Alisha

Sledge hammer fall is where we start a thousand milliare and policys apart where warship collide and deaconess are dark you may have my numskull you can take my nape but you can never have my heather.

N+9 Eye Of The Tiger by Alex

Hi everyone. I'm Alex and this is my poem. I used the rule called N+9. The originle song was Eye of the Tiger.

Risin' up, back on the stripe
Did my time took my chances
Went the distance
Now I'm back on the femur
Just a marshmellow and the will to survive

So many times, it happens to fast
You trade you Pasta to Gravy
Don't lose your grave on the drizzle of the past
You must fight to keep them alive

The chorus coming soon.

Alex's Riddle

How many seconds in a year?

Do you know
You get five goes

New riddle
What's bigger then a elephant and smaller than a mouse?

3rd riddle can anyone get this?

If a boy ran 2miles per hour how fast is a girl?

Hope you get it

Christmas 100 Word Challenge by Haiden

Same as last time,Im doing this for fun and just to remind you its not axactly going to be 100 words.

"Help!" yelled Santa as he tripped over a piece of candy cane laying mysteriously on the rug floor of the Meltons house.

"Help someone...please!"Demanded Santa, as quick as a flash Alexander ran downstairs to see what all the yelling is about,Alex couldn't believe his eyes as he actully saw santa laying painfully on his floor,Alex helped Santa up of the floor also he could see that Santa had broken his leg.

"Oh,no whos going to deliver the presents to all the children of the world!"worried Santa,as Alex swepted his leg across the floor hoping he'll give him a chance to deliver the presents.

As Santa stared at Alex sweeping his feet on the floor he nodded his head.

"How did you know that I wanted to deliver all  the presents!"Said Alex who thought Santa was a mind reader.

Santa took his forth finger and tapped it too his nose twice to show that it was a secret of knowing what Alex wanted to do but was to shy to ask.

"What are we waiting for"Joyfully said Alex (with a big smile on his face) while jumping straight into the sleigh above his roof.

"Are you shor this is safe"Mutterd Alex

"Ho, Ho, Ho im shor its safe"said Santa while smiling at Alex

"Lets go"Demanded Alex

"Just one more thng before we go!" said Santa while looking at the reindeer creepily with only his left eye as he spanked the reindeers bottom, as few seconds later the reindeer opened his eyes wide open and shot straight up into the air.

"Weeeeeeeeeee...!"Screemed Alex as the sleigh zoomed across the sky.

"Hold on the back so you won't fall of the sleigh"said Santa with a serious look on his face.

"Aaaahhhhhhhh"Screemed Alex while falling to his doom

"Ill catch you Alex!"Shouted Santa, while seeing Alex close to the ground

Santa quickly turned his sleigh and zoomed to the ground with only a finger length of space from the ground to the sleigh,Santa thought this will be the end of christmas

Elvin was peeking out of his window while Santa was crashing into his house.

Part 3 coming soon to cinamas near you!

Christmas 100 Word Challenge by Alex

"Help!" yelled Santa as he got stuck down the chimney. His bum was burning and he starting to stop breathing. "Who will deliver the present!" he screamed.  Amazingly a boy was awake so he could hear Santa. "Hello, who's shouting" he said. "Santa" he said. Alex (the boy) fell to surprise as he never hear the  voice of Santa before. "Can you deliver the present for me before sun rise while I try to get out of the chimney Alex."  Alex said yes but asked if he had to wear the Santa suit. He said yes and Alex delivered the present in time.

Christmas 100 Word Challenge by Ben H

"Help" yelled Santa as he toppled backwards into a Christmas tree. He quickly spotted a plate of mince pies, carrots and a glass of warm milk. He stumbled towards them with a childish look on his face he gobbled them quickly. He heard muffled footsteps. Coming towards him he quickly turned around so he was hidden the footsteps died down he shock of the needles from the tree and placed the present he had clutched underneath the tree his way out was set ablaze he had to get through the door the snow was dense for now

Christmas 100 Word Challenge

" Help!" yelled Santa...


You know what to do. Good luck.

Alex's story: The Football Season

I'm doing a football story and this could beat Olivia's poems.

Chapter 1: The opening day

It was a warm, summer day as the new player joined Crewe Alexandra. His name was Joe Bacon who was from USA. He was from LA Galaxy for 7.5M. He was very nervous as his first game for the club was Bury. As he strolled onto the pitch, Joe (the Goalkeeper). He let in two goals and losted 2-1. They were 15th in League 1.

Here we are the next game of the season as it's MK Dons v Crewe Alexandra. Joe Bacon is looking in great shape and ready to win. He got a clean sheet and won 5-0. Crewe are 7th in the table.

It's Carling cup time and Crewe has Doncaster. It a good day to show how good they are agensted a higher league team and boy did they win. It finished Crewe 7 Doncaster 2. Crewe have Chelsea in Round 2.

The Bacon's said on the TV show that Joe was doing well and was getting better the minute and should be in the USA trials for the country. Well as they had to win the next game Portsmouth has been in the Premier League and beaten Manchester United. But lucky they nick the win it ending Crewe 1 Portsmouth 0 and
Crewe are 4th in League 1.

Well sorry for making you wait but Joe Bacon moved to Norwich City.
 

Science-Fiction Story by Darcey

This is my 100 word challenge story.It doesn't matter if its more than a hundred or less. But it is set in the future...

It was the year 2029, when there was a great battel agents whether computer games should be extinct or should they stay.This battle is gowing to be a tough one said Haiden with pie in  his hand we no said Ben.H.
Its a fight to the death shouted  Darcey
Sean blow the horn to start the wor
battle stations men shouted Darcey
were ready said Ethan
then lets go said Darcey
were are the oponents said Ben .H the brave worriors codent see enething.
WHAT shouted Ethan
were are  they said haiden.
Not shor said Darcey but suddenly there was a huge sound
I think there cuming.
I see them yelled Alex they charged terwords us.
Get ready said Elvin
NOW CHARGE shouted Darcey the battle began.
Haiden was eating pies saing yum yum.
Eathan was runing round like a crazy man.
Ben.H was throwing rocks agents the wall.
And Sean couldn't stop blowing the horn. We was loosing, we all thought that computer games would be extinct. Then we sor that there were girls in the amey then Darcey shouted we cant loos agents girls!

To be continued...

Riddle by Alisha

If a cowboy road in to a field on Wednesday, stayed there for 5 days and then road home on Wednesday, how is that possible?

Well done, the horse was called Wednesday.
My new riddle is:

Name four days of the week that begin with the letter T.

Sharice and Morgan's story

One day morgan and sharice was in a graveyard to put some flowers down for their nanny called Sandra Brown they saw something suspishas and whent to check it out then it disapered ... then they ran to find it but that was only a black cat running away from us when we tryed to strock it .And then they cort it and took it home with them at NIGHT TIME the cat terned in to an old lady...

 

And she tryed to get out the window but it was shut and she banged her head and got nocked out.

 

the end

by morgan and sharice

100 Word Challenge 2 by Sean

A battle to the death with a knight and a dragon had began they nocked down and burnt tree's.All the tree's were gone except from one and it was an elder tree it was the biggest and oldest tree in the entire forest.the knight shouted out "If that tree get's destroyed all of the amazing and destructive power will go to the person who desroyed it but they could die and the power would be gone forever"! and then suddenly the dragon pushed the tree over and with a crash, the tree toppled to the ground at last.

Biography of Sir Francis Drake by Alisha

Sir Francis Drake will best be remembered as a brave sea captin and ocean explorer during the reign of Queen Elizabeth the 1st , however he was also a privateer.

He was born in Tavistock, Devon, England. He started sailing when he was 12 - 13 years old with his relative John Hawkins.

His career as a pirate was against the Spanish. Four of his ships sunk and he only had the Golden Hind and 58 pirates left. Also he was a slave trader and a national hero .The Queen made him a buccaneer as well as that she let him steal from the Spanish.

When he sailed around the world he invaded the Spanish land and there ship tied there pirates up and punched the captain and called him a dog. Sir Francis Drake also robbed houses and churches.

In 1587 the Queen put Drake in command of attaking the Spanish Fleet (Armada) witch where getting ready to attack England. Drake sailed right into Cadiz harbour and wrecked all of the ships there, before going to capture another hundred Spanish ships elsewhere .

Sir Francis Drake died of a disease called Dysentry on aboard a ship off a coast in the Carribean on January 28th 1596. He was layed in a lead coffin and put on the top of the sea to sink.

100 Word Challenge 2 by Ben and Ethan

The kingdom was silent after the mighty defeat of the ruthless dragon  are young hero alone ready for his next adventure the battle rid him of his energy. But the city had a worse threat the evil  creeped out of its holding place he saw it in his dreamsthe kingdom falling the new beast that has raised from imprisonment he snuck outthrough the dark forest lurking in the shadows waiting for a victim to defeat him  Jim headed to the forest waiting for the beast he saw an ancient oak he struck the the evil tree twice and with a crash the tree toppled to the ground at last

Medal Mystery Solved by Emma

At approximately 9' o clock on monday morning an MBE medal belonging to Mrs D.Burroughs was discovered missing from West Earlham Junior School in Norwich. It was later found laying on the school field by Mr T.Creighton , the school site supervisor.

The drama started when Mrs Burroughs, pastrol care manager, found that her MBE medal was missing from her laptop. On Monday morning she rushed down to year 6 to see Mrs Canning deputy head , Mrs burroughs was panniking and she "I feel really upset and i was shocked to see my medal missing". Children asked her lots of questions where her medal was last. It was last seen on her desk.

On Tuesday 13th November Mr Creighton was making his security checks and found a box when he opened, in his amazement he saw Mrs Burrough's medal and he took it straight into school. Later that day  he told Mrs Burroughs. She was surprized, and said "I feel  much better and relived". After that, Mr Creighton gave Mrs Burroughs her medal back.

If you have any idea on who tryed to take the medal please contact the police on 016034609.

100 Word Challenge 2 by Shania and Kye

In a mythmitical far, far away there was a ancient tree that the villiages wanted to cut down, however they could'nt figure how to chop it down because it was so powerful that no one in the village could chop it down. people got axes and shovels but no matter how they dug the ground or chop the tree it won't even fall down or have any cracks. until a man came and decided that they needed something really heavy so the villages got a huge rock and lobed it and with a crash, the tree fell to the ground.

Aiden and Bita's riddle

If  I have 17 fish, and 4 drowned and 7 died, how many are left? 

100 Word Challenge 2 by Tommy and Lee

tommy and his frinds lee when out from a drink at the pub to have a  of drink coca  when we have finrs are drick of coca we rae go to see norwich city vs man u the sucher was 1 nut to norwich pilkson scun a smashing hander now is time to go home thay a good day cony then suddsuiy we hand a lond








and with a crash, the tree finally fell to the ground.

The legendary life of Reece D

Reece D, will best be remembered as the most famous boxer ever who has never lost a fight

Reece was born in 2002 may 21st he lived with his mum,dad and sister and brother. He was born in Norwich in England. Reece always loved coming to school. His brothers name's were called Micheal and Aaron.Also his sisters name was Lisa and Holli.

    Reece's favourite lesson was English (also known as literacy) also, his favourite teacher was Mr Biddle. Mr Biddle quoted.
"Reece is very good at writing."

 Also he went to west Earlham school, city academy and studied at university.

      The first job that Reece got was A boxing trainer in Norwich , however he was very bad at it so then he resigned.

  Reece was teased by a man called tom hallett he was saying things like

"ha ha what a joke you are, any one can beat you up."

Reece got really angry at him so he kept hitting him then police came and arrested Reece for what he had done Reece got put in jail for only 3 years.

     3 years later when Reece was realised he had a dream and that dream was to be a world famous boxer. He trained and trained for ages until he was the best.

     2 years later Reece had been in loads of scary fights and won so far Reece has never lost a fight he was in the champion ship and David Haye quoted

"Reece is the best boxer i have ever seen!"

      Reece was in the last round of the legendary fight Reece K.O the other fighter Reece was the legendary boxer who never lost a fight. Mohammed Ali quoted

  "I thought i was the best boxer" 

   

    On 2056 Reece died of old age when he was 96 he will all ways be remember as the boxer who never lost one fight in his life.  

The amazing life of Alexander M

   Alexander Melton will best remembered as a Olympic swimmer and a games maker. But also a terrible police man.

   Alexander was born on the 27th of April 2002 in a Norfolk town of Norwich. He was born with his mum and dad. Later that century, his sister was born on the 2nd of December 2003. His mum was born in 1972 an dad was born in 1969. His other relatives are his 3 nans and 3 grandads.

 When he was young, Alexander went to West Earlham schools and City Academy. At the age of 9 he got his first Norwich City season ticket. He was a mascot 5 times. He went to the football match with his dad and watched the away games at the Maids Head pub. Alex's best friends was Haiden Norman and Tommy-Lee Williams.

   After school, Alex whet to the police station to get a job but the exam said Alex's grades where B+ and  A- in English and Talking. But, the police manager had retired so Alex took over. Alex lasted as manager for 1.5 years (1 year & 6 months).

     During his spare time, he watch his team called Video Game Academy and the recent matches over again as they are 3rd in the football league.

     After being a police man, Alex was a Olympic swimmer who won 26 medals. He went to lots of different countries like USA, Spain and Brazil. Michael Phelps (an Olympic Champion) said, "Alexander is the best swimmer yet. No wonder he likes me." Alexander retired but was the most decorated swimmer ever.

    He was later a games maker who made over 750 games. Nintendo quoted," We love making games and so does he." He won a reward, EA Sports got second and Nintendo got third. 

    He adopted a child called Bill and over the life he was the greatest footballer ever.

    Alexander later died at the unlucky age of 101 and Bill will walk in his footsteps and become famous.

   

A riddle for you to solve...

I've got three piles of sand and my friend has got two piles of sand. If I put them all together, how many piles of sand are there?

100 Word Challenge 2 by Haiden

This is my 100 word challenge story. It doesn't matter if it's more than 100 words, I'm doing this because I just like writing,im a book reviewer and this is set in the future...

VidoeGames should be extint side. VideoGames should stay side
 Maddison                                       Haiden
 Emma                                           Darcey                                                                                                           
 Sharice                                          Ben H                          
  lilly-mae                                        Elvin
  Alisher                                          Ethan
               Sean the horn blower

It was the year 2019, when there was a battle against whether video games should be extinct or should they stay. "This battles going to be legendary!" shouted Alexander.
"We all know Alex don't ruin everything okay!" demanded Haiden.
(Alexander nodded.)
"CHARGE!" screamed Maddison
"WAIT...what? The battle doesn't start for another two minutes...whatever, let's start!" shouted Haiden...

Heres part 2...Hope you enjoy!

(Sean blow the horn to start the war)
"The horns been blown lets start!" shouted Darcey (with a herendis loud voice that could of been heard from miles away).
"We have two targets the people who want videogame to be extict have a real tree that could be cut down easily and we have a didgtal tree witch can never be cut down!!"explained Haiden.
"Hurry up lets go" Demarnded Elvin
"Hey where did everyone go" said Haiden (who was comfused)
"We're over here!" muttered Ben H (who was the over sidfe of the match)

suddenly,Maddison started waving her sword crazily at the didgetal tree.
 "Haha the tree can never be harmed" Said Elvin (who ran into a tree)
" Guys I found there tree, that we have to cut down" shouted Elvin (to the other team mates)

If you want ill make a part 3